HELENA(STORMTROOPER WITH FARTS)

Long ago in a galaxy far far away
Just like star wars nit son
We are so far from you
Farting on
Just like a match you strike to incinerate
The lives of everyone you know

And what's the worst you take
(Worst you take)(cant stop repeating)
From every heart you break(with your fart)
(Heart you break)
And like a t-shirt you stain
(t-shirt you stain)
Well, I've been holding on tonight

What's the best that I could say?
your smelly
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight(cant stop repeating)

Came a time
When every death star fall
Brought you to tears again
We are the very hurt you sold

And what's the worst you take
(Worst you take)
From every heart you break
(Heart you break)
And like the t-shirt you stain
(t-shirt you stain)
Well, I've been holding on tonight

What's the best that I could say?
your smelly
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Well, if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long not goodnight

Can you hear me?
Are you near me?
Can we pretend?
To leave and then
We'll fart again
When both our cars collide( in a wind fart)

What's the best that I could say?
your smelly
So long and goodnight
So long not goodnight

Well, if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

MEET ME HALFWAY (OR IN THE MIDDLE) PARODY. BLACK EYED PEAS

I can go a lot further then this
I want you so, it's my biggest wish

I spent my time just  writing this song bout you
It took me 1 hour yes, your really bugging me
And all those things we use to (yes i have stopped repeating) do
Hey girl, it use to be just me and you (but then i dumped you)
I spent my time just thinkin a lot bout you
Every single day, yes i'm really bugging you
And all those things we use to use to do
Hey girl what's up, what's up, what's up ( can't stop repeating)

Meet me in the middle..... of France.
That's where I'm gonna wait, for you (hurry up!)
I'll be lookin out, night n'day
I can take my heart to the limit,and this is where i will stay
I can go a lot further then this
I want you so, it's my only wish

Girl, I travel round my village and even  go to my local pond
 I can't find you even there! (Then a year later i checked another one!)
Just tell me where you are, just tell me where you wanna to meet
I navigate myself........ to take me where you be
Cause girl I want, I, I, I (my records jammed damn)
I travel uptown (town?) I travel downtown
I wanna to have you around (round?) like every single  hundred years
I hate you way... way

Can you meet me in the middle (I'll meet you halfway?)
well................hummmmmm..........OK.
That's where I'm gonna wait, for you
I'll be lookin out, night n'day I can take my heart to the limit, and this is where it will stay
I can go a lot further then this
I want you so, it's my only wish
I can go a lot further then this
I want you so, it's my only wish

Let's walk the bridge, to Cornwall 
Just you and I (just you and I and my mum)
I will fly, I'll fly and fall, for you and  will die
I will try, to survive , for you and I, for you and I
(For for you and I, for for you and I, for you and
I.........)

Can you meet me half way (no no)
Can you meet me half way (no no)
Can you meet me half way (why not?)
Can you meet me in the middle? (yup yup)
Meet me in the middle.... of France
That's where I'm gonna wait, for you
I'll be lookin out, night n'day
I can take my heart to the limit, and this is where it will stay
I can go a lot further then this
I want you so it's my only wish
I can go a lot further then this
I want you so it's my only wish.

I'm leaving i have been waiting here for ten days and he still hasn't turned up!

by adjm303 June 7th 2010